Andy’s Comedy Mayhem

Andy’s Comedy Mayhem

Write Jokes About Pizza!

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Andy Erikson
Mar 12, 2026
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Ah. Pizza. The perfect food and the perfect source for comedy!

We all know the famous joke about pizza: Pizza is like sex. Even bad sex is better when you’re covered with tomato sauce, and your crusts are stuffed with cheese.

Or something like that.

Well, now it’s time to write the next classic pizza joke! Before we jump into writing prompts and inspiratio…

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