Andy’s Comedy Mayhem

Andy’s Comedy Mayhem

Write New Jokes About Silverware!

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Andy Erikson
May 15, 2026
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There are three types of people in this world. Spoons, forks, and knives. Wait. Those aren’t people, those are things that help me put food inside my mouth. But what if they were people?! Good question. I don’t have time to answer it, but honestly, I’m getting a little excited about this topic. When I chose it, I giggled to myself and thought, this will…

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