10 brand new jokes from comedian Andy Erikson!
dear andy,
a bunch of fun jokes here! thanks for sharing! some of my faves this week:
"Homeowners should be legally required to disclose how many times they burnt popcorn in the microwave.
I don’t want to live in a house haunted by corn.
You know how you can put medicine inside treats so you can get your pet to take it?
That’s what vitamin gummies are for humans.
I hate taking vitamins. But I love treats…
The pizza delivery place sends me more messages that they miss me than my mom does."
you're great! i miss you more than that pizza place!
love
myq
LOL. Thank you so much!!! if you were a Pizza I’d order you right now!! With extra cheese please. ❤️ 🍕
Burn popcorn ghosts
Addressing the elephant
Satisfying vacuum sound sucking up dreams
lol thanks spooooon!
Thx for doing this again! I missed my weekly pickup from you. Fun stuff. I loved the house and pizza jokes.
Awe! Thank you! That makes me so happy! It’s good to be back :)
Love it! lol thanks yo!!!
dear andy,
a bunch of fun jokes here! thanks for sharing! some of my faves this week:
"Homeowners should be legally required to disclose how many times they burnt popcorn in the microwave.
I don’t want to live in a house haunted by corn.
You know how you can put medicine inside treats so you can get your pet to take it?
That’s what vitamin gummies are for humans.
I hate taking vitamins. But I love treats…
The pizza delivery place sends me more messages that they miss me than my mom does."
you're great! i miss you more than that pizza place!
love
myq
LOL. Thank you so much!!! if you were a Pizza I’d order you right now!! With extra cheese please. ❤️ 🍕
Burn popcorn ghosts
Addressing the elephant
Satisfying vacuum sound sucking up dreams
lol thanks spooooon!
Thx for doing this again! I missed my weekly pickup from you. Fun stuff. I loved the house and pizza jokes.
Awe! Thank you! That makes me so happy! It’s good to be back :)
Love it! lol thanks yo!!!